Possums On A Half Shell
Paul Marion Fleetwood
© Copyright 2020 by Paul Marion Fleetwood
|
|
Armadillo's
are weird creatures. I usually refer to them as "Possums
on a half shell". I've heard that they carry leprosy germs
and that makes them a little scary. But I didn't know
anything
about that when I first saw one of the critters. Actually
there
was a whole bunch of them the first time I saw one. That was
way back in 1943.
That
was the year my family moved from "Needmore" Arkansas to
Gary, Texas. Needmore was a small community with one grocery store
about 9 miles from Corning Arkansas on U.S. highway 63 going out
toward Piggott. All of the highways were just gravel back
then. Dad had given up trying to make a living on a small
farm
we rented. We only had about 20 acres that was above the
water
line of Ring Slough.
Dad
caught the flu that year and then injured himself trying to get on
our old mule "Kate". He broke some ribs when his foot
slipped. That along with a whole litany of bad luck, (which I
have described in a different story)he just gave up trying to feed us
by farming. For awhile he managed to make enough money playing poker
with the men around there to keep us in groceries such as they
were.
Finally he gave up and decided to join his dad and brothers who were
sawmilling in East Texas.
After
living for a time in the small town of Gary Texas, his family moved
to a large tract of timber near Cleveland Texas. This place was about
as far from civilization as one could get. About 25000 acres
mostly swamp land and I mean, way back in the woods. We had
no
running water, no electricity, no phone, and no entertainment except
for fishing. But being a kid it was an adventure
that has
given me material for several true stories. Remember this was war
time and everything was rationed. Once I got in trouble over a roll
of toilet paper but that's another story.'
I
remember we hired an old boy called "Gotch" who had an old
beat-up truck with a stock rack on the back to haul our meager
belongings from Gary to Cleveland and back to the sawmill site.
I
was 13 years old at the time and rode up on the back of the truck
with our meager belongings from Gary to Cleveland. Thank goodness the
weather was warm. When we got down near Cleveland which is not very
far from Houston Texas I started seeing Armadillos all along the
roadside. I mean lots of them. It muct have been their mating
season because they were copulating all along the roadside.
Apparently this irritated old Gotch. He suddenly stopped the
truck and picked up a big limb and started knocking the
daylights out of them. They were too stupid to run away. It
was
amazing how many there were in that part of the country. but
their range didn't go very far North back then. Now 75 years
later they are plentiful even where I live in Southern Missouri.
But
back to the story. While we were there in this God forsaken
swamp land miles from civilization my brother Billy and I caught a
half grown Armadillo and tried to train him. He was pretty easy to
tame and would just follow us around. We would take him for walks in
the woods and down by a lake.
We
were told that the lake had been made by using dynamite to blast out
a big hole in the ground. It wasn't a big lake but it was
completely full of fish and one alligator. It was just full
of
four to five feet long alligator gars. Stand on one side of
the
lake and they would just pile up on the other side near the surface.
The sawmill workers would catch the big old gars for sport.
There were a lot of white perch (Texans call crappie white perch) and
catfish too.
My
Dad didn't plan to stay there very long as he wanted to move to
Missouri to the same area where I now live and where my Mother had
grown up. So Billy and I made plans to take our "little
fellow" to Missouri.
But
tragedy struck before that happened. You see the men who
worked
the sawmill found out that Armadillo meat, which is lean red meat,
made good catfish bait. I myself used it for bait to catch
catfish from the lake. One day I caught 22 catfish and put
them
in the spring where we got our drinking water. I wanted to
keep
them alive until I had time to clean them for supper. But
when
I went to get the tools to clean them some wild hogs ate them all
up. No big problem though. I just went back and
caught a
bunch more. It was amazing how many fish there were in that
swampy lake.
Well
some time later Billy and I were playing around the sawmill with our
pet. We liked to play in the big old sawdust pile.
So we
locked up our armadillo in a one of the small storage sheds while we
were having fun. That happened to be the day they decided to stop
sawing timber in that area. At noon they shut down the Mill
and
all the men went fishing. But we didn't know what they were
planning to do. So while we were playing in a different area
the sawmill workers found our armadillo and made catfish bait out of
him. We were sad but we moved away the next day
never to
see another armadillo for many years until finally a few
years
ago their range expanded North all the way to
Missouri.
Now they are digging up my yard and being a real nuisance. I
wish they would go back to Texas where they belong. And I'm
glad now that we didn't import them to Missouri way back then.
Contact Paul
(Unless
you
type
the
author's name
in
the subject
line
of the message
we
won't know where to send it.)
Paul's Storylist and Biography
The Preservation Foundation, Inc., A Nonprofit Book Publisher