“Near-Earth
asteroid Apophis is a potentially hazardous asteroid that will pass
close to Earth on
April Friday 13, 2029. It will come about 20,000 miles (32,000
kilometers) from our planet’s surface, closer than the distance
of many satellites in geosynchronous orbit (about 22,236 miles, or
36,000 kilometers, in altitude).”
NASA report in 2004.
Tate
and Nevin are Robots. They are so like humans that no human knows
they are Robots. They live as a married human couple. To further
consolidate the deception Tate and Nevin constructed a child Robot
which they strategically display for humans to see now and then.
Their
presence on Earth is part of a project by their Robot species which
itself had begun on a planet millions and millions of light years
from Earth in another galaxy. That species has representatives like
Tate and Nevin on countless planets similar to Earth, throughout the
galaxies.
When
there are indigenous life forms on a world, the Robot protocol is
never to get involved in the natural evolution of the native life
forms. This non-involvement approach extends to their pleasant
dissociation from local street crowds and well-meaning local
community organizations.
On
occasions Robots are obliged by exigent circumstances to temporarily
engage overtly and meaninglessly with native organic life forms.
Some
such occasions on Earth have been the phenomena at the city of Fatima
in Portugal in 1917. At the city of Seaford in New York in The United
States of America in 1958. At the city of Thornton Heath in England
in 1972. At the city of Enfield in England in 1977. At the city of
Savannah in The United States of America in 1998.
On
occasions, when a world is on the brink of total annihilation by
natural forces, as in Earth’s Great Dying Phases every
three-hundred years-or-so, the Robots re-locate themselves and entire
indigenous species to safety on other worlds.
The
Robot species is marvelously sophisticated because the metals with
which they are manufactured are developed by them over millions of
years on planets that by nature have the rare raw ores.
Whenever
a feasible planet is discovered, the species send Robots that, while
working undetected among the natives, conduct the search for rare
ores.
They
have been doing this for millions and millions of years all over the
galaxies.
For
five centuries Tate and Nevin were on Earth searching for the
required rare ores. In that time they had altered their appearance
hundreds of times in order to blend in with the different peoples of
Earth’s hundreds of nationalities, many of which no longer
exist.
Tate
and Nevin found that Earth did not have any of the rare ores Robots
need.
The
official reply to their report sent to their Headquarters on that
planet millions and millions of light years from Earth in another
galaxy, was that they were to end their search, and wait to be either
returned home, or to be assigned another world somewhere in the
galaxies.
So
far, in all those millions and millions of years of exploration, the
Robot species never returned to a world that did not have the
required rare ores. In this respect Earth was proving to be the first
world where the Robot species are faced with a situation that is both
puzzling to them and damaging to their anatomical mechanisms.
That
their inner electronics had inexplicably acquired an organic capacity
was of no significance since organic capacities were utterly
irrelevant and inferior to all the other sophisticated Robotic
abilities invented and designed and built by the Robots themselves.
The
problem situation had developed so gradually over generations that
Tate and Nevin were totally unaware of its presence until they were
required to end their exploration, and to leave Earth.
Before
leaving a world permanently, Robots are required to purge their
anatomical mechanisms of algorithms and other internal systems
acquired to perfect their work while they worked on that world.
When
engaged in purging their mechanisms, Tate and Nevin encountered
impossible barriers that utterly confused them.
In
desperation, they informed Headquarters on that planet millions and
millions of light years from Earth in another galaxy.
After
a number of procedural options ordered by Headquarters had failed,
Headquarters ordered, for the first time ever, total dismantling for
thorough examination.
Tate
volunteered to be the first to be dismantled. He was dismantled by
Nevin in their home. She eventually had reduced Tate to thousands of
individual components on the floors of their home. She saw clearly
and immediately what the problem was.
All
the components of Tate’s brain mechanisms had undergone almost
imperceptible changes in angular configurations; changes that had so
far proven to be of no significance in the healthy function of Tate’s
brain.
Nevin
concluded, and reported her conclusion to Headquarters, that her
brain components, too, must be as contaminated as Tate’s.
All
Robots are perfectly equipped to conduct self-repairs and repairs to
other Robots. For the first time ever in millennia for a Robot, all
Nevin’s attempts at repairs of Tate’s brain components,
failed.
In
the next few days, none of the most current repair procedures ordered
by Headquarters and implemented by Nevin, was successful.
Nevin
was ordered to reconstruct Tate, and that both should complete
preparations to leave Earth permanently. Headquarters would continue
to study the problem. Until Headquarters understood the problem, Tate
and Nevin would have to remain on Earth.
Tate
and Nevin had been so thorough in the required reports they had
provided during their service on Earth, that it took Headquarters
only hours to understand the problem.
Headquarters
communicated to Tate and Nevin that the problem was that they had
been contaminated. Although precisely what the contaminant was, was,
as yet, unknown, Headquarters was confidant it would solve the matter
in the next few Earth days.
In
the meantime it was decided that Tate and Nevin implement
self-destruct protocols, after dismantling their child Robot and
incinerating the parts into indistinguishable debris.
New
models of Tate and Nevin, pristinely uncontaminated of course, would
be constructed from their original blueprints at Headquarters.
After
the self destructions of Tate and Nevin on Earth, Headquarters
guaranteed complete protection against the Earth contamination by
steering Earth to self-destruct into its Sun, long before that
doomsday collision certainty predicted to happen with Asteroid 99942
Apophis if not on Friday 13, 2029, then definitely sooner rather than
later afterwards.
The
decision to totally annihilate the Earth, was strengthened by
Headquarters, as was usual for it, completely solving the problem
within a few days and nights.
Since
exploration on Earth was focused on ore discovery, study to
understand the countless life forms was dismally shallow and
desultory. The thorough examination by Headquarters revealed that the
contamination that had infected Tate and Nevin was named by the
culprit human life forms on Earth as ‘Spirituality.’
Headquarters
scouring of countless galaxies revealed that only Earth was infected
with the ‘Spirituality’ contaminant.
Each
of the countless mathematically calculated probabilities of Earth’s
future ended in a multinomial equation indicating the total eventual
and ultimate annihilation of Earth by its own uniquely homegrown
fatally cancerous ‘Spirituality.’
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