In
2023 a travelling Circus Company resurrected itself after an absence
of six years.
During
those dormant years the Company had been reconstituted into being the
world’s largest Circus free of animal acts. It was, probably,
also the world’s first commercial Circus ever to be free of
animal acts.
Otherwise,
it featured all the traditional Circus acts such as, acrobats; aerial
trapeze; clowns; fire breathers; juggling; marching bands with
spectacular baton twirlings by the drum majors;
stunts
of bicycle and motorbike and horseback riding; tightrope walking,
human cannonball.
One
animal act that was discontinued after only one performance was of a
wildcat hunting a rabbit. The advertisement said the act was real
insofar as the wildcat would be allowed to “keep” the
rabbit if it caught it. In that only performance, the rabbit had
escaped after a three-minute chase in a “wildlife”
enclosure.
Except
for twelve Gorillas, all the animals had been placed in zoos in other
countries.
Long
before those six years of re-planning, robotics in the workplace all
over the world had made phenomenal progress. And so by the time
performing circus animals had become obsolete, the option of
introducing robotic performing animals in the circus occurred as just
another normal option to consider. In those six years of re-planning
and restructuring, engineers in a laboratory in one of the Circus
Trailers had manufactured a robot Gorilla they assessed as only a few
percentage points less than biologically perfect.
At
the beginning of their invention of their robot animal, the scientist
engineers had incorporated gender in their design. Along the way,
they had experimented with making their invention either female or
male. At the end, both were rejected. Their final perfected robot
was genderless.
So
confidant in their machine were the owners of the Circus that they
decided to give the paying public the final word.
Incorporated
into the first performance after those six years there would be a
Gorilla contest.
The
robotic Gorilla would be included among the twelve biologicals in the
last ever animal act in a circus. Every paying member of the audience
who guessed correctly which of the thirteen performing Gorillas was
the robot, would have their ticket price refunded, doubled.
The
twelve real Gorillas were named, Arthur, Daphne, Emilia, Nathan,
Rachel, Robert, Roland, Samuel, Thanga, Thomas, Victor, Violet. The
robot Gorilla was named Spotty. Each name did not necessarily
indicate the Gorilla’s gender.
None
of the Gorillas would have specific acts to perform; each would
participate peripherally in any of the human acts; all thirteen would
be visible by the spectators in the performance areas
throughout the evening engagement. All would be electronically tagged
to be tracked by four engineers in the laboratory Trailer.
Only
the four engineers in that Circus Trailer who would be keeping track
on computer screens of all thirteen Gorillas, would know Spotty was
the only robot animal.
Everyone
directly involved in the planning and construction of Spotty was
especially pleased that none of the other twelve Gorillas showed
signs they were aware Spotty was a machine; so perfect was their
invention.
The
contest was a hit. It was published in every major newspaper in the
country. The Circus night was sold out. One reason for this certainly
was because the many requests from Agencies across the country for a
non-circus private preview showing of the all-mechanical Gorilla had
been denied, with the promise of the opportunity after that
first-and-only Circus performance of the thirteen Gorillas.
For
approximately the first hour of the evening there were continuous and
loud and virtually countless sounds of joy among the seated viewers.
Not so in that laboratory trailer, because all four engineers seated
at their computers, their eyes fixed on their computer screens, had
lost track of Spotty!
All
electrical plugs in the Trailer were hastily checked, and re-checked.
It was decided two of the engineers would leave the Trailer to count
the Gorillas in performance. The four believed that the problem was
only that Spotty’s electronics were suffering a minor temporary
interference; probably an overload because of electronic personal
devices brought by the hundreds of spectators. After all, Spotty was
the only Gorilla who was entirely electronic from head to feet, and
in every fiber of its synthetic-material Gorilla costume.
It
did not occur to any of the four engineers that because the tracking
devices on the Gorillas had a range limited to the performance spaces
within the Circus tent, that Spotty had moved beyond the tent.
Indeed, that precisely is what had happened!
In
many countries the world over, there was a race among
scientist-engineers to build robot machines capable of movements
directed by sentience as nearly human as possible. In fictive plots
in countless Movies that goal had been surpassed many years
previously.
The
much published Circus contest of Gorillas had stirred up rival
criminal intent in an offshore Business Company deeply engaged in
inventing sentient robotic algorithms long, long before that
reconstituted Circus came into being.
A
secret agent had been sent with battery-powered electronic devices to
detect and lure the Circus electronic Gorilla.
The
secret agent’s devices worked. Spotty had walked off the Circus
premise limits towards the agent.
That
agent had to cross a shallow river to get to the Circus. It was
integral to that brilliant crime that the agent was dressed in a
gorilla costume. However, the over-zealous agent activated her search
electronics before she entered the shallow river. Hence, it was
unavoidable that when she was crossing that shallow river, her wet
gorilla hands would wet the electronic-mechanical devices she was
operating to locate a machine robot Circus gorilla. Her dampened
devices functioned erratically.
She
chose to discard her wet gorilla costume in order to more easily
access parts of her mechanical devices. She put the costume on the
wild grass on the ground next to her where she sat. Because she was
paying full attention to fixing her mechanical devices, she did not
hear Spotty approaching from the rear.
Spotty
stopped a few steps away from the agent because the magnetic signals
from her devices that had lured Spotty to her, had weakened
continuously until they ceased completely when Spotty was a few steps
behind the agent.
It
took Spotty’s highly sophisticated electronic algorithms only
seconds to accurately calibrate the situation when it scanned the
lump on the ground alongside the agent to be a gorilla costume, and
to be reeking of the agent’s frustrated steaming perspiration.
It
will, most probably, never be known if Spotty’s decision to not
return to the Circus was deliberate. What is known is that Spotty and
that agent and that agent’s gorilla costume were never seen
nor heard about again.
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