Drawing by
Paul Hardy courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.
‘Thus
saith the Lord God Jehovah to David, Wherefore hast thou murdered
Uriah the Hittite?’ King James Bible.
It
was in the midst of a war battle. Soldiers fighting to the death
everywhere. There was a lull in the fighting.
David,
in battle dress, limped into view, helped by a soldier. The soldier
had a sword; David did not. The soldier helped David to sit on the
ground.
This
is good, soldier. Leave me here. Return to the battle.
Sir,---
I
am safe here. I know this area. Go. I will wait here until you
return.
The
soldier left. David set about making himself comfortable. A woman
entered. She was dressed and armed as a male soldier, helmeted. David
saw her. He took her to be a male soldier.
You
are Philistine. I surrender. I am unarmed.
David
Judah?
Good.
You know who I am. I am worth a king's ransom.
Uh-uh.
Not yet. King Saul is yet around. One king at a time.
Nonetheless,
to Philistine enemy or Israelite, king Saul will pay him. Dead or
alive, I imagine. High Priest, Samuel, said I am to be anointed by
my God to be the king of His people. Your Philistine God, Ashtaroth,
will not look kindly on you for killing a God's intended. Gods honour
Gods, you know. Soldier.
She
ignored his warning. She walked about slowly, looking the place over.
She spoke softly, mainly to herself, but loud enough for him to hear.
Hmh,
a lot more tree cover. Has not been used in a while.
She
turned to him, and took off her helmet, and shook her long hair
loose. They looked at each other; she with a slight smile; he in
speechless amazement.
Sheba?
No! Really?
Hello,
Sheppy.
You
are fighting for the Philistines?
Only
to get near to you, Davie, my love.
What?
Ran out of witchy spells, my love? Down and dirty with us mortal
cockroaches, huh?
It's
more fun slaughtering Philistine soldiers to get to you, lover boy.
Sheba,
lovely, you could have joined up with us and had us much fun
slaughtering Philistines side-by-side with me.
O,
come now, Davy. Have you forgotten how I hate to be on the righteous
side?
They
looked at each other for a few silent seconds, each smilingly
recalling happy wicked memories.
It
has been years, Sheba. You look lovelier than ever. Not a day older
than eighteen.
Liar.
If that were true, you would not have run away without telling me.
Strange.
Now that you mention it. Why did I run off? We had a good racket
going.
They
stared at each other; she, piercingly into his eyes.
Davie,
really? You do not remember?
Yes.
I really do not, woman; lovelier than ever.
At
the time, I guessed that High Priest had something to do with it.
Samuel?
I
don't know. I try to not remember the Temple holy kind.
Your
guess was right. He was definitely up to something.
We
already had a king, but he anointed me to be a second king.
He
anointed you?
Uh-huh.
With
holy oil?
Uh-huh.
Then
that was it! The holy oil made you inaccessible to me. Put a whole
world between us. That old goat knew precisely what he was doing. He
was using really holy oil, made holy by some real God. That's the
only way it could have mesmerized us out of each other’s life.
Sheba,
then why are you here, now? Holy oil never wears off.
A
memory exploded within David.
Holy
golden cow!
What,
Shep?
Samuel's
dead! The spell is broken! That's why you are here, Sheba!
Really?
The holy oil had an expiry date?
Because
Samuel is dead! That must be it!
They
were silent for seconds, surveying each other, each enjoying their
own unholy thoughts about each other. She walked up closer to him,
and spoke seductively.
So,
if I touch the anointed king right now, I will not explode into non
sentient dust forever?
You
want to give it a shot? I'm game.
Of
course you are. You are not at risk.
Tsk,
tsk. That does not sound like the wild devil-may-care Sheba I recall.
First
things first, lover. When you chose to run out on me, we were in the
middle of plotting the demise of someone.
Really?
Really.
Who?
I
don't remember the details. You hated him, for whatever reason. You
wanted me to help you murder him with a demon-witch spell; leave no
forensic trail.
Sheba,
that was horrible. I'm glad I do not remember any of that. Let's
forget it. There is a war going on around us. Help me slaughter
Philistines. I’ll take all the demon-witch spells you can
conjure up.
There
is something weird happening here, Davy. Don’t you feel it?
There
is nothing weird about war, Sheba. It's simple; kill or be killed. I
recall you telling me something like that about life itself.
Davy,
I'm immortal. Virtually and, or really.
Yes.
Yes. Of course, Sheba. I believe you, because you are so perfectly
beautiful. God, Sheba, so beautiful.
I
never forget anything I do.
Okay.
I can believe that, too.
Davy,
then why do I not recall a name of whom we were plotting to kill?
They
stared at each other; he, perplexed; she, concerned.
David
said, hesitantly and softly, Sheba, we loved playing ‘say
suppose’ pranks. We could have made him up. Remember Goliath? I
still meet people who congratulate me as if I really used a slingshot
to kill that Philistine oaf on steroids.
Even
a prank, Davy. I would remember even a prank. I remember playing that
oaf on steroids as if it happened yesterday. Just as I remember our
tattoo prank. I picked a spot on you, and you picked a spot on me.
I
have a tattoo on me made by you?
See?
That's how it was meant to be. It's in a place only I can see.
And
on you, in a place only I can see?
Uh-huh.
And if anyone else sees them, the tattoos will seem as natural
birthmarks.
They
looked steadily at each other: she naughtily; he somewhat
embarrassedly.
I
give up.
You
are not going to believe the possibility that is occurring to me.
Right
now, Sheba, I will believe anything you say. But say it fast because
my soldier intuition says something dangerous is coming this way.
Sheppy,
I think the name of the person we were planning to kill, eludes us,
because that person did not exist.
If
that person did not exist, why are we remembering that we tried to
kill that person?
Because
we are killing persons all the time during this war.
Still
does not make sense. Why would killing in the present trigger a
memory of killing in the past that did not happen?
Simple
answer. In us, the same wiring serves past, present and future. It's
common for the wiring of any two to intertwine, naturally and safely,
in a crisis. Right now we are in the middle of a crisis. The wiring
of all three are in a tangle.
The
past and present are projecting a future?
Yes.
Why not? We are yet to commit the murder of that person whose name
eludes us.
Both
of them were, for long seconds, transfixed in awe.
Sheba,
you have access to supernatural powers.
Yes,
if, when, I can, if I want to make supernatural effort.
Then,
please, Sheba, let's choose to not prank-murder Uriah, the Hittite,
in the future.
Uriah,
the Hittite? Who is he?
I
don't know. The name just tumbled out of my mouth.
Contact
Ezra (Unless
you
type
the
author's name in
the subject
line
of the message we
won't know where to send it.)