Greatest King, Ever; Unfortunately



  



Ezra Azra
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© Copyright 2024 by Ezra Azra


Painting by Edward Henry Corbould courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.
Saul and the Witch of Endor. Painting by Edward Henry Corbould
courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.

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"King Saul said unto his servants, Seek me a woman that hath a familiar spirit, that I may go to her." King James Bible.

On the battlefield, King Saul, first king of the Israelites, was beginning to lose his fight against two Philistine warriors. When two Israelite warriors burst in to help their king, the Philistines broke battle, and fled.

Thank you, soldiers.

Most welcome, your majesty.

The two of you hold this post. The rest of the Philistines are coming this way. I will go after those two. I will join up with you later.

Yes, sir, your majesty.

King Saul went after the fleeing Philistines.

Your majesty’?

Yes. That is our king Saul.

That is our king?

Yes. Under all that mud and blood. I hope all that blood on him is not his.

In the front line with us?

Magnificent, isn't he?

I thought our king is a Benjamite.

He is. That is he. Under all that mud and blood.

Wow! Could have fooled me. I was brought up to believe all Benjamites are cowards. Cannot be his father's son.

Ask him yourself when you see him again. It will be the last thing you ask anybody. I've known him since Primary School. It always was open season on Benjamites, because they were always a minority. Still are everywhere. It is like God has cursed them always to be a minority. Saul was the only one who fought back. Took a lot of beating. Never won. Never gave in. Never ran or hid. It helped that he was always the tallest one among us.

Were there not any other Benjamite children?

A few. But they never joined up with him. He tried to rally them, but they just wouldn’t.

I heard Philistines took the town his parents lived in. Burned it to the ground. He is offering a reward for information about the whereabouts of his parents.

About that. I have information. I will share with you only if you give me permission to kill you if you tell anyone.

Permission granted. Cross my heart and hope to die; by your hands.

You know the twins Chetty and Naidoo?

Of course. Which red-blooded Israelite man has not known them? Many of us know them several times a month. The best ladies ever.

A few days before the Philistines invaded, those twins left the country. I spoke to them on the road. They said they might return if we win. Invited me to join them. Freebies forever. I turned them down. I joined up to fight the Philistines.

You are not married; and you turned them down? Freebies forever?

Regretting it to my dying days. This war is not about the noble principles I thought it would be about.

That's the secret information I must not share, on pain of death?

No, not that information.

He lowered his voice to nearly a whisper: Those twins had said they saw the king's parents on the road, too, fleeing the country.

Where were they headed?

No idea.

I do not get it. Why would the king not know where his parents are when they are on the road with refugees? Why don't they go to the king?

That's the information I meant. I got it from the twins.

How reliable can the information be if you got it from them?

How reliable do you think, if they got it from the king's parents themselves?

Get outta here! Whoa!

Hey, you and I have run helter-skelter as refugees many times. You know how rough it is. And we know how easy it is to get close to persons as friendly as those twins.

You're right.

From the mouths of those parents themselves. The parents were so thankful when the Philistines burned down the town. It made it easy for them to get lost from their son, the king.

Yikes! Do I need to know more? Parents glad they can get away from their child, the king?

Up to you. I think you need to know because we are fighting side-by-side with the king. If he had been like a usual king who stayed far away behind the front lines, it would not hurt any soldier to not know why his parents are trying to hide from him.

Hurt?

Hurt. Mind you, if we never see the king again in this war, his parents' reason won't mean anything, to anyone. It would be just gossip.

Okay. What? Why are they running from the king? Their only child.

You know how Benjamite students get teased and bullied on the schoolgrounds. You and I were among the bullies.

Yes. Benjamites were always a minority.

And always among the lower IQs, too. Well, Saul, in his student days resorted to voodoo, and witchcraft to protect himself from being a victim.

Yish! Did it work?

What do you think? He is now our king. Do you see anybody trying to bully him around nowadays? Look at us. We serve him. We take orders from him. Just hope he never remembers you and I were among those schoolground bullies.

Let me guess. His parents knew about his voodooism, and are ashamed?

And were especially horrified when the High Priest anointed their evil son to be king. The High Priest had been so proud and happy to announce that God, Himself, had hand-picked Saul to be our first-ever king.

God did not know about the voodoo and witchcraft?

Nobody knows the answer to that question.

Not even the High Priest?

The twins said they asked the parents if they had mentioned it to the High Priest. They tried, but the High Priest said he could not believe them unless they confessed it to him inside the Temple.

Did they?

They did not get the chance. The war broke out. The enemy burned down the town. The parents saw that defeat to be a curse from God on their son. The parents chose to not risk being included in the curse. They did not know when he got married. When they asked friends and neighbours, none knew the woman their son had married, to be his queen.

The parents cannot be hoping we win this war.

If we win, they had better be living anonymously in another country.

It won't help against the king's winning voodoo witchcraft.

If you and I are alive, we, too, might be in danger from that winning
voodoo.

I propose that the moment we know our side is going to win this war, we go find the twins and run far away with them. And with the king’s parents.

Take cover. I hear something.

King Saul staggered into view. He was bloodier, and muddier. Impaled on his broken sword were the heads of two Philistine warriors.

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