My
grandmother would always tell me to be careful when I went out on my
motorcycle and I would say, "I will," but of course, if I
was worried about being careful, I wouldn't have bought a motorcycle
in the first place. But I understood and I loved her for it, but she
was now gone and I was on my own.
The motorcycle was a Honda. I
forget which model, but I couldn't easily handle a Harley Davidson
full time. A friend of mine had a Harley and he trusted me enough to
let me take it for a spin a couple of times. It was great, but it was
a little too heavy for me to handle, should a crisis
situation arise. I felt much more secure on a somewhat smaller bike.
It was still a motorcycle, not the little Honda motorbike of
Beach Boys fame. Motorcycles were also made
by Triumph, BSA, Yamaha
and Indian, to name a few. I was partial to Honda
because
they were also getting into auto racing at this time and had a
reputation for putting together
reliable engines.
There
was a friend of Bud's we would stop by and see once in a while who
had a Harley that he was always working on. I never saw him ride it.
It was always in pieces in his backyard. He
would kibbitz me
for riding something inferior to a Harley and I would return his
insults while I rode circles around him and his disassembled Harley
in the yard.
There
is a man who lives on the street behind me who rides a Harley.
He takes it out almost every evening and in the summer I can hear it
idling for a while before he leaves. An unmistakable sound,
both
calming and exciting at the same time; pure pent up power, just
waiting to be released.
I
loved riding off of the main roads and taking little trips to some of
the smaller towns around Louisville. A couple of other guys
and
I would often ride down to a park on the river during lunch hour at
work. When I rode it at night, however, I had to make sure I
curtailed my beer consumption. Drinking and motorcycles are not a
winning combination. The easy maneuverability of the things in
congested areas, jumping over railroad tracks, finding easy
parking and the feeling of unparalleled freedom are a few perks cycle
riders enjoy.
One
fine morning in May of 1967, I was on vacation and decided to paint
the steps to the mobile home my grandmother and I had bought the year
before. Instead, I clumsily knocked the can of paint over onto the
patio. That finished the chores for the day for me, so I jumped on my
motorcycle and headed for Miles Park, the old horse racing track in
western Louisville. I was tooling nicely along Cane Run Road when I
approached Ralph Avenue.
This
was a notorious intersection in that part of town, so I actually
slowed down when I started through the intersection where everything
appeared in order. I was right in the middle, when suddenly, this
approaching car turned left directly in front of me. We
collided
head on.
I
was unceremoniously tossed about ten feet in the
air. At
the apex and on the way down I could plainly see a woman with two
children, a little boy and girl, gawking at me through the windshield
with terrified expressions.
I
came down rather hard, slamming with a bang on the hood of the car
and rolled off into the street. At first I thought I was seriously
injured. I sat in the street, unable to get up and barely able to
move, when a couple of LG&E men who were working nearby ran
over
to help me and administered some smelling salts. That cleared
my
head a little and I asked them to help me up, which they did, but
then I couldn't stand. I thought both of my knees were broken, so I
sat down again. More people began to gather in the intersection and
all I wanted to do was get out of there.
"Call
the police!" Someone was shouting.
I
said, "No, don't call the police. Just get her insurance card."
The
LG&E guys gave me some more smelling salts and I began to feel
a
little better. They helped me up again and this time I stayed up. I
looked at my bike, and it appeared okay, except the handlebars were
more than a little bit crooked. I didn't care. I got the lady's card,
got on my bike, and over the objections of some of the crowd, left,
crooked handlebars and all.
All
my life, I had never liked to show weakness. I have been clobbered a
few times, but would never admit to being hurt. I was about
eleven or twelve years old when we were playing Sundown one night. I
was just a skinny little kid, and coming around the corner of a house
I ran head on into a guy who played defensive tackle for Manual high
school, and we hit on a dead run. It knocked me back almost out into
the street. My ears were ringing and I was seeing double for a few
hours, and when I was finally able to get up, I wouldn't admit to
being bothered at all.
Anyway, after this wreck, I
made it home to
the trailer and I was still shook up because I neglected to put down
the kickstand and as I got off, the cycle just fell over on me,
pinning my leg. I was so mad I was crying, but I got loose and called
my friend Bud to take me to the doctor.
He
came right over and we went to my old family doc. I was hurting all
over and could barely walk. When the doc came out, I almost fell over
again. He was old to begin with and was struggling along with a
crutch, plus he had a big bandage on his head. When we both gimped
back to the treatment room, the nurses all got a good laugh and said,
"We can't tell who is supposed to be the doctor and who is
the patient." I was so glad somebody thought it was funny.
I
recovered after a few days, got my bike fixed up and everything was
OK again. My lawyer got me a reasonable settlement to top it off. I
was really lucky to have him. He took me on as a favor for my uncle
and was one of the best lawyers in town. He viewed my escapades as
"an amusing sideline," and he liked me so he always gave me
a great break on his fees.
On
another pleasant autumn afternoon I was tooling down a rural road on
the same motorcycle, minding my own business when I thought I would
see how fast It would go. I eased it up past 60, then 70, then 80
mph, then I came over the crest of a small rise where I would be able
to pick up some real speed and much to my chagrin, saw a stop sign
where my road ended at a cross road a very short distance away.
I
could not see down the crossroad in either direction because of the
rise on each side. I immediately slammed on my brakes and slid,
straight down, through the stop sign, across the road and into a
fence on the other side. There was nothing I could have
done, but
hang on. I wasn't going to lay it down and lose a leg for
nothing.
I sat there for a few minutes with my heart
pounding, and calmed my nerves again before getting back up on the
road. I was uninjured and the bike only got a few scratches. The wire
fence was still intact as it had been a rather soft collision thanks
to my good brakes and some underbrush.
Coming
down that stretch of road unable to stop gave me a rush much like the
"thrill ride" we would take as kids on our bicycles. There
was an alley we would occasionally traipse down that was a hill. At
the bottom was a large garage that blocked any visual of oncoming
cars. The thrill was zooming down that hill and across the street,
hoping no cars came along when you got to the bottom. The adrenalin
rush I got coming down that road was similar to that
alley.
Shortly
after getting back underway I passed a car going the opposite
direction and thought, "Thank God you weren't coming along a
little sooner." I was lucky, but just a minute or two
difference there could have been a disaster.
Riding
a motorcycle is a lot of fun, but you always have to
be on
the alert for jerk car drivers. I doubt that it has
improved any
with the increased traffic. I have had people pull out right
in
front of me and later at a red light apologize, saying, "I'm
sorry, I looked in my mirror but I just didn't see you." But
mostly, they just didn't care.
I've
had a guy throw apples at me from a car behind me, and cars fake a
head-on collision. I've had cars pull up behind me and blow the horn
and people yell, "Get a haircut!" at me. Of course, I've
had people yell that at me while walking down the street. I would
feel a little edgy sometimes at night, zooming down one of these
rural roads, about any variety of animal who might dash out of the
dark in front of me. This was before you had to wear a helmet which,
though uncomfortable and hot, helped reduce a lot of head trauma.
Winter,
though, is certainly not made for motorcycles. My truck broke down in
January and I had to ride my bike to work for several weeks. I didn't
have a winter jumpsuit, so I nearly froze to death. Motorcycles are
strictly a summer conveyance, and they are not for the faint of heart
any time of year, but what fun!
After
riding for seven or eight years, I
finally came
to the conclusion that as much as I loved the wonderful world of
motorcycles, I wanted to keep on living even more and I didn't
trust myself as being mature enough to keep on riding. My
grandmother's words of caution would hound me after each close
call and I knew she was right, so I reluctantly sold my bike,
but I still get that gnawing in the pit of my stomach when my
neighbor fires up his Harley.