Middle Of Nowhere



Roger Funston



 
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Photo by Erik den Yngre at Wikimedia Commons.
Photo by Erik den Yngre at Wikimedia Commons.
 
Part 1- Flash Flood

In Fall 2014, my wife and I drive from our permanent home in Tehachapi California to our temporary home in Round Mountain Nevada with our three dogs. We get an early start on the six hour drive because of reports of upcoming bad weather.

The drive from Tehachapi to Round Mountain is long but beautiful. The first portion is on Highway 395, which runs in a valley east of the Sierras, At Bishop, we turn onto Highway 6 for the climb to Montgomery Pass, just across the Nevada border. Then down the mountain and across a high desert basin to Tonopah, past salt flats, sand dunes and sage brush. Hills of sandy soil are stripped away by winds, flash floods and historic mining, exposing a kaleidoscope of rock layers- orange, dark brown and white volcanic tuff.

From Tonopah, we head north for the final hour of driving. It’s starting to rain. The road goes up and down over rolling hills. There are no culverts in the low spots. Instead, runoff is allowed to pass over the road. It starts raining harder. Some of the low spots have a thin layer of water across the road. We plough through with no problem, so far.

Now it starts to pour buckets, with booming thunder and brilliant flashes of lightning. Wild horses are running alongside the road in the opposite direction we are traveling. Not a good omen. It’s getting more treacherous and scarier by the minute. We are still hoping to make it home.

Up ahead, a huge lake of water sits across the road. I slowly approach, but it is clear we won’t be able to make this crossing, so reluctantly we head back to Tonopah for the night. Because we are traveling with three dogs and many other travelers have already laid over in Tonopah, it isn’t easy finding a motel room. Our last resort, the National 9 Luckily, it has vacancies and allows dogs.

Opening the door to the room, my wife and I look at each other and say “Oh well.” Directly through the door is a small bedroom with very well-worn shag carpeting. A mattress and box spring are directly on the floor in the corner of the room against the wall, a very low bed without a bed frame. The bed is covered with an old-school, shiny polyester quilt, underneath a linty, ratty blanket. A small kitchen, with a linoleum floor, is on the other side of the bedroom. At least it’s better than sleeping in the car with three dogs. Perhaps we should have checked out the Clown Motel across the street.

So two people and three dogs huddle on the mattress. Upstairs, a group of cowboys are playing country rock music very loudly, with lots of drinking. We are so tired we fall asleep anyway.

It turns out to be an entertaining night for the dogs. In the middle of the night, we hear dog nails scuffling in the kitchen, followed by barking and tussling. Upon investigation, we see an army of cockroaches scurrying across the floor, too much fun for dogs not to chase. Enough excitement for one night.

Part 2- The Interview

Six-thirty AM. Dawn breaks on a very cold winter day in early 2015. Scrape ice from the windshield. Watch the temperature gauge quickly drop. Wonder if it will register temperatures below zero. It does. Fifteen below. A slight dusting of snow. Sage brush is covered with frost. Snow will stay on the ground for weeks. Pull into the parking lot. Brave the cold as I trudge towards my office.

Most office jobs have a slow start. Stand around drinking coffee, shooting the bull. Not this job. I quickly glance at my calendar for the day and walk to the Mine Office for the daily production meeting. The Mining Department wants to build a new access road. It is on the edge of the area permitted for disturbance. We give them a map. We will check later today. Then back to my office for a stand up Environmental Department staff meeting to talk about what everyone is up to. Finally after an hour and a half, I can take a breather.

Round Mountain is an immerse open pit gold mine in a remote area of Central Nevada- one and a half mile long, a mile wide, 900 feet deep, located in a high desert basin between towering mountain ranges. The mine operates 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days per year. Tens of thousands of tons of earth are moved each day to recovery pounds of microscopic gold. Over 900 people work here and there are many, many moving parts.

The company built this mining town. Grocery store, gas station, pizza joint/bar, schools, churches, fitness room. The homes are all modular. Most of the salaries employees go home on the weekends, four hours to Las Vegas or four hours to Reno.

Everything is big, including egos. Haul trucks are immense. Each truck carries 170 tons of earth. A person stands about half way up the truck tire. These trucks are filled by a loader with a 30 yard bucket. The dozers and graders make highway construction equipment look like Tonka toys.

I head into the managers’ meeting. Many topics are discussed of little interest to me, but Environmental has to be at the table. The General Manager hands out papers and reads the contents to us during the meeting. My mind wanders.

To clear my head, I get back in my work truck and head out to the area where the Mining Department is grading the new road. The road is on the wrong side of the line, outside the approved disturbance area. I can’t imagine how we could have communicated more clearly. I prepare an “Incident Report”. The regulators will have to be notified. This will get the shit flying.

I’m interviewing an Environmental Engineer candidate over lunch. There are two restaurants in town. The Full Moon serves edible American food in a Western atmosphere. The Half Moon is a pizza joint and bar. The Full Moon is closed today (Monday). The interviewee is traveling with his family and has limited time. So the Half Moon it is. I ask my wife to come and entertain the family during the interview. The candidate is a Black man.

We sit at a table in the back. Some off-shift miners are sitting in front at the bar, loudly swearing. One wears a T-shirts that says “Fuck Obama”. My wife sees a sign at the bar that we haven’t seen before that says, “Parents must keep their children under control or they will be sold into slavery.” There was never a second interview.



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