We
were a little stir-crazy as the pandemic loosened its grip. It had
been one long haul! While locked down, my boyfriend and I had amused
ourselves by taking walks where we marveled at the pots of cherry red
geraniums, sprightly yellow daisies and plum-purple pansies. We’d
gone on so many walks that we started hunting for diversion in hidden
street ends, remote places, even alleyways. We binged on TV series
and played card games, but that lost its luster. Cooking was
repetitive, so we ordered out too much.
I’m
the last person who should complain. I have a loving relationship,
close family and friends and food on the table. I gathered through
Facetime with distanced family and through Zoom with the groups with
whom I used to gather in person. I met with a few friends who were
comfortable taking walks.
The
virus had claimed over six million
people
worldwide.
It snaked into all our families. For over two years, we
coped,
but my beau’s patience was at a breaking point. That’s
when I witnessed a minor explosion. My guy got so steamed up while
watching the TV news one night that he jumped up from the couch,
grabbed the vacuum and started cleaning rugs at mach speed. It became
crystal clear that we needed to let off steam, so we planned a road
trip because we couldn’t travel far. It turned out that
adventure was as close as our parked car.
“You
don’t know until you go,” said my partner as he and I
headed across the Cascade Mountains for a day of fly fishing on the
upper Yakima River in Washington State. It took either intrepid fly
fishermen or delusional ones to find themselves in a drift boat on
that day. Hot, dry weather had sent fires raging on both sides of the
Cascades. We hesitated, almost canceled, and felt anxious about
going. The fire near Ellensburg, Washington, was beginning to
diminish, so we took a chance and shot off to Cle Elum, near
Ellensburg.
On
the drive from Seattle to Cle Elum, we left the pine trees on
Snoqualmie Pass behind. Chunks of amber covered the hillsides where
trees were starting to dress in their fall finery. It was a peak time
to be in the mountains as maples, alders and cottonwoods showcased
their cherry red, lemon yellow and lime green leaves.
Arrival
in Cle Elum offered a stark contrast to the serene drive. I knew
fires were devastating immense regions of Washington and Oregon, but
right before us was one of those regions. The smell harkened back to
camping around a roaring fire. Though the flames were miles away,
there was such limited visibility that the post-apocalyptic landscape
looked like I was viewing it through a mosquito net. An ominous
leaden haze converged with empty sidewalks, and it was
disconcertingly quiet. No birds chirped and no children raced their
bikes down the street. There were few cars, no hearty walkers, nobody
hailed anyone with a raised hand, nobody. Nobody. The smoky blue-grey
sky didn’t portend well for fishing either.
Turn
back? Despite the improbability of casting a rod over the river,
turning back was not a viable option for a seasoned fisherman in
search of the wily cutthroat. My boyfriend (the seasoned one) and I
(the unseasoned one) decided to stay and check the wind in the
morning.
Since
fishing was unlikely for the day we arrived, we opted to explore the
Teanaway Valley near Cle Elum. Though the dusty, coppery air enabled
visibility for a mere few feet, I could see over the ridge to buffalo
roaming near the Teanaway River. Buffalo farms exist there because
the Wild West has come to enjoy juicy, tender buffalo burgers. The
Teanaway, a Yakima River tributary, was a shadow of its former self
this late in the summer. The river beds were almost as dry as the
abundant stacks of hay for sale.
I
explored the town of Cle Elum too in hopes that it would afford
better visibility than the valley. It certainly afforded amusement
when we observed the storefront of Chew-n-Butts vying for novelty
with Three Forks Ammo and Reloading. Whose butts are going to be
chewed and what is going to be reloaded? Locals must have an affinity
for their favorite chews and apparently don’t mind ashtrays
full of butts. They also obviously needed to be reloaded—or
maybe their shotgun shells did. I didn’t need to be clear on
all this. I only needed to enjoy how it set the Western town
scene--perfectly.
Animal
clinics were almost as plentiful as marijuana stores, and The Lodge
Motel reader board displayed one word: “We.” I’m
guessing the sign person got distracted. We what? We lodge people? So
does the motel where we stayed. I'm not exaggerating when I call it
the motel of dead plants and fake flowers. The plants were as dry as
a cowhand fresh off a day of rounding up cattle. Next time I’m
staying in a live-plant motel and if I’m lucky, it’ll
sport fresh flowers.
The
food was good in Cle Elum. The Sunset Café sources its
products locally and serves copious portions of fried chicken,
sausages and steaks. The Cottage Café provides the quirky
option of pull tabs so diners can pull while they eat. Just don’t
count on a breakfast buffet at the dead plant motel. There are
pre-packaged pastries and mushy apples that I neglected to mention
for good reason.
One
street back from the main drag are small frame houses with perky
yellow sunflowers stretching to the rooftops. That endeared me to the
town and convinced us to stay and give the weather a chance the next
day. As sunset approached, the neon orange coin went down, peering
through a grey velvet curtain of smoke.
Overnight
the easterly winds pushed the smoke into the Seattle area so that
luminous sunlight woke up the horizon and put a smile on my face. “If
the smoke was like it was last night, we couldn’t have gone,”
said our guide from Troutwater Fly Shop in Cle Elum. With mid-70s
weather and variable winds of about 5-15 mph, the biggest challenge
was to keep the sunshine from our eyes. Let’s go fishing!
Our
guide “runs and guns” because there was a lot of “the
Yak” to cover in a short time. The goal for the day was to get
more fish than ash into the drift boat. There was little doubt that
my companion would accomplish that goal, just as there was little
doubt I would undermine it. My companion is a very patient coach, and
our guide proved to be as well, so I did end up landing a few scrawny
rainbows. I'll take scrawny.
There
was an ample supply of small bugs cavorting on the surface of the
water. They'd hatched their eggs on the bottom of the river and were
unaware of how alluring they were to the trout. Translucent blue
dragonflies, stout geese, menacing turkey vultures and substantial
osprey streaked by in the sapphire sky. Honeycombed nests of swallows
resembled oversized barnacles on the cliffs. Beavers built massive
homes where the river braids, and wild turkeys roamed the banks.
River otters invaded the best fishing spot. Of course they did. We
gave it to them.
Cottonwoods
dominated the riverbanks. Windswept Ponderosa pines climbed the
hillsides, their tops pointing downriver in compliance with the
southeast wind. Scrub oaks popped up in places like the deserted
dairy farm on the Stuart Anderson Ranch where we stopped for lunch.
The John Wayne Trail loops through the ranch that was awash in
grasshoppers. Wild aster with cobalt blue petals and brilliant yellow
centers shared the stage with the button-like flowers of the lanky
yellow tansy. Delicate white flowers peppered the diminutive
elderberry bushes.
I
couldn’t get enough of the water-etched rocks, ebbed by the
waves that formed them. Driftwood stacked in massive piles against
the upriver sides of boulders. Stunning lime green, mustard yellow
and rust-colored patches of lichen enlivened the stark brown and grey
basalt cliffs.
Railroad
tracks paralleled the river, and both streamed by Highway 10. It was
the original road from Seattle to Chicago before Highway 90 bypassed
towns like Cle Elum, leaving now-deserted fuel stations and coach
stops. Former bustling economies withered as progress flashed by.
Wind
farms, responding to the ebb and flow of the breeze, dotted the high
banks. The spindly arms of the wind turbines appeared to be skulking
like daddy long leg spiders over the crests of hills. It was hard to
concentrate on “Cast upstream, mend, point the rod tip, follow
the foam, and be ready to set” when the scenery was so
captivating. That’s why I was happy with scrawny. My casts were
imperfect and many trout nibbled before I set. I blamed the wind.
The
most frequently asked question of our guide after how deep the water
was (1 ft. to 10 ft., but people measure it in cubic feet per second)
and what class of water this was (class 1 out of 6 classes), was how
to make it back to the vehicle. Of course he had the shuttle service
arranged. We thanked him for the scenic and successful river float,
and my fly fisherman reserved space on Troutwater’s upcoming
calendar.
There
did turn out to be more fish than ash in the boat. It witnessed about
25 cutthroats and rainbows coming aboard. With an average length from
14-19 inches, this bounty might indicate that we were perhaps more
intrepid than delusional after all.